If Carlsberg Did April Fools
If Carlsberg did April Fools, it would probably be the greatest April Fools that humanity has ever been fooled by.
Carlsberg would probably tell us:
You can trust the government
You can trust the education system
You can trust the courts
You can trust the police
You can trust social services
You can trust the finance industry
You can trust the vaccine industry
You can trust the pharmaceutical industry
You can trust the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation - they have the best interests of humanity at heart
The swab up your nose test is totally safe
The swab up your nose test doesn’t leave anything in your nose
There is nothing sinister with the swab up your nose test
The lockdowns have all been truthfully justified
There is no planned agenda to what is going on
The jabs aren’t experimental
The jabs are safe and will cause no long term harm
There is no dark satanic agenda behind what is going on
Davos isn’t a thing
The WHO have the best interests of humanity at heart
There is no corruption within any of the systems of the world
There is no sick evil plan behind Agenda 2030
Event 201 that was carried out on October 18th 2019 was not a planning exercise for the Covid-pandemic
The World Economic Forum has the best interests of mankind at its heart
Money isn’t the root of all evil
Hundreds of thousands of children don’t go missing each year
Satanic Ritual Abuse (SRA) doesn’t take place
SRA isn’t a core part of the higher levels of Freemasonry
There aren’t Freemasons in high places of the main pillars of society
Wearing a face mask doesn’t hugely increase the amount of carbon dioxide you are breathing in
Wearing a face mask isn’t a key symbol of submission
Wearing a face mask isn’t part of a global satanic ritual taking place
Wearing a face mask isn’t a trigger for people who have been abused in their life
Wearing a face mask saves lives
Keeping 6 feet apart saves lives
“Staying home” protects the NHS
“Staying home” saves lives
There is absolutely no-one who has died not of Covid-19 that has had Covid-19 put as cause of death
Sticking to lockdown “rules” saves lives and shows you are really “doing your bit”
Travel passports aren’t a perfect demonstration of coercion
Vaccine passports aren’t a perfect example of trying to truly control humanity
Being told not to visit and hug your family members is in your best interests
Being told not to visit or hug your grandparents and parents is in their best interests
The mainstream media aren’t owned & controlled by the world “elites”
The plan isn’t for the rich to get richer and for the poor to get poorer
The plan isn’t to get more and more people declared as having a mental illness and then become yet another drug-taking human
The plan isn’t to push people to breaking point and suicide
The plan isn’t to push people to drink and drugs
The plan isn’t to mentally scar young children
The plan isn’t to lead to a huge increase in divorce
The plan isn’t to divide families
The plan isn’t to destroy friendships
The plan isn’t to control humanity
Humanity isn’t in an abusive relationship with their governments
There is no cure for bipolar, you just have to live with it and manage it
There is no spiritual warfare going on
This isn’t a battle between good and evil
The 2012 Olympics Games opening ceremony wasn’t one huge satanic ritual
The plan isn’t for you to live in irrational fear
Governments don’t use behavioural change experts to influence and coerce humans
There is no coercion taking place
People who have had the jab have all made informed consent as they have been provided with all the correct information about it
People speaking the truth aren’t a huge threat to the system and plan
There is nothing sick and sinister with Disney
There is nothing sick and sinister with Hollywood
People speaking the truth aren’t blocked on social media channels
People aren’t deceived from when they come into the world
The plan isn’t to use divide & conquer techniques
Antifa aren’t behind most of the violent protests
The BBC isn’t totally corrupt
The Guardian isn’t totally corrupt
This evil will prevail
There is no hope for humanity
Justice won’t be done
Thank you for reading this, I really appreciate it.
God bless you and protect you and your family.
Agape,
Paul
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